words of wisdom

true reliance is for the servant to pursue his profession and calling in this world, to hols fast unto the Lord, to seek naught but His grace, inasmuch as His Hands is the destiny of all His servants

THE ARAB

Hope this gives you a good laugh!

An old Arab lives close to New York City. He would love to plant potatoes in his garden, but he is old and weak.His son is in college in Paris, so the old man sends him an e- mail."Beloved son, I am very sad, because I can't plant potatoes in my garden.I am sure if you were here you would help me dig up the garden." The following day, the old man receives a response e-mail from his son at3:45 pm: "Beloved father, please don't touch the garden. It's there that Ihave hidden 'the THING'. Love, Ahmed". At 4:02 pm, the US Army, the Marines, the Rangers, the Police, officersfrom the Department of Homeland Security, the FBI and the CIA, visit thehouse of the old man, take the whole garden apart, search every inch, butcan't find anything. Disappointed they leave. A day later, the old man receives another e-mail from his son: "Belovedfather, I hope the garden is dug up by now and you can plant yourpotatoes. That's all I could do for you from here. Love Ahmed.

POEM

one of the girls from work sent this to me

FEMALE POEM

I want a man that's handsome, smart and strong One who loves to listen long, One who thinks before he speaks, One who'll call, not wait for week I want him to be gainfully employed, And when I spend his cash, he will not be annoyed. Pulls out my chair and opens my door, Massages my back and begs to do more. Oh! For a man that makes love to my mind, and knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?" I want this man to love me to no end, and always be my very best friend.

MALE POEM

I want a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a Liquor store, a big boat and a golf course. I know this doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit.

CHINA

so yesterday we invited out close friends over for a BBQ for the first time at our home, it was alot of fun, of course some of them couldn't come, but it was awesome, we live only 3 houses up from the waterfront, so we decided to have the BBQ down there, some chicken which we had marinated 2 nights before. it took us back to the haifa days when we used to have bbq's almost every night in the summer time, take a taxi down to camel beach with all our pots full of meat and charcoal and bags full of drinks, ahh those were the days, missing those days......
so anyways we had our chicken and Gaetan convinced me to buy some fish which turned out to be a favorite amongst them all.
it truly was a great day, when i get the chance i will post some pictures up

today was INTERNATIONAL DAY OF PEACE and we decided to go to the temple for the service, we met up with our friend Mehran, who recently moved to our city for studies, it was quite funny, cause we had been teasing him for a while, cause he was not able to come to the wedding but hadn't told us that he couldn't make it, so we milked it for all it was worth, and it was actually quite funny to see him reacting, feeling all guilty, but he knew we were just joking, which was good, hes a great friend. so it was nice to spend time with him. we also bumped into nima from china, who worked at china desk at the world centre while i was there is 2003, he gave a presentation on life in china and was encouraging all those that could to go pioneering to china. apparently it is the place to be. back to mehran, who couldn't stop talking about china, putting in plugs where ever he could, i think if he went on for another 2 minutes i would have packed my bags, lucky me huh .LOL
he's a pretty amazing guy in the sense that he's very energetic and into projects, he started this website a while back called propertyseek, and now apparently its looking like a pretty lucrative project with some big names look into his website.. hope everything goes well for him.

anyways it is stinking hot in this room, and I'm exhausted
i think ill go and watch some movies...oh yeah, we have no TV so instead we have been downloading movies off the net, its been great, i haven't seen so many movies in my life, if you haven't seen 16 blocks i would highly recommend it, its such a god movie, bruce willis who I'm not usual a fan of, did an amazing job on this film
i give it 4 out of 5 stars

And so it begins

ok so i gave in to the urge to start a blog
not sure yet if i will actually maintain this, but hey ill give it a go
lifes been really crazy lately,
we just celebrated our second month wedding anniversary (ok i know an anniversary is a yr- but hey, if i want to call it an anniversary if i want). we're both working full time, and im just finishing my final yr of uni, cant wait, it feels like ive been there forever
YAY 2 months to go
and then we're off to FRANCE
YIHOOOOOOOOO
cant wait