POEM

one of the girls from work sent this to me

FEMALE POEM

I want a man that's handsome, smart and strong One who loves to listen long, One who thinks before he speaks, One who'll call, not wait for week I want him to be gainfully employed, And when I spend his cash, he will not be annoyed. Pulls out my chair and opens my door, Massages my back and begs to do more. Oh! For a man that makes love to my mind, and knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?" I want this man to love me to no end, and always be my very best friend.

MALE POEM

I want a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a Liquor store, a big boat and a golf course. I know this doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit.